10/10/13

Dear Diary,

I am officially out of the walk-in closet....and am walking (practically running) in Mommy's full view. And she took a video of me walking and outed me to the whole world (Facebook is The Whole World, right?). Sigh. On to master-minding my next plot. One of these days she will leave the gate to the stairs open again and the 2nd floor will be all mine...bhahahaha!

Mommy took me somewhere strange this morning, and Kylie came along for the ride. Several ladies poked, prodded, and measured me. I really didn't mind until one b***h attacked my sister in the arm. Mommy actually had to hold Kylie down, and then gave her a lollipop afterwards. I felt my lip tremble and was about to produce a boo lip in sympathy when I realized "eh, better her than me." And that's when she attacked me. Three times in the leg. Who DOES that??

Here's a hoot: Mommy recently mentioned that she had a dinner party with her mommy friends when Kylie was my age, and Rosie+Vincent'sMom admired how clean the highchair was. Apparently Mommy didn't understand what she was talking about. SHE DOES NOW! I really hope we're having couscous tonight.

More later....drooly wet kisses!

XOXO,
Baby Zoey