Dear Diary,
Mommy is so cute. She thinks she can try to control my early wakeup time. I prefer 5am. What’s the big deal? Here is a list of things Mommy has tried, and I can tell you without a doubt they do NOT work:
- Putting me to bed early
- Putting me to bed late
- Dressing me in extra warm pjs
- Dressing me in light pjs
- Giving me a pillow and extra blankets
- Tiptoeing in at 9pm to re-tuck my blankets
- Not coming in to check on me at 9pmfor fear of superstition
- Keeping a fan on for white noise
- Keeping the room really dark (haha, the sun doesn’t arrive until MUCH later)
- Researching on the internet and/or polling every parent you’ve ever met
- Praying
- Bitching, moaning, or complaining
- Negotiating
- The reverse psychology method of telling yourself how much you enjoy not using an alarm clock
- Avoiding getting me out of bed earlier than 6am because you’ve read that you could accidentally train your toddler to wake up even earlier if you respond
- Bringing me into your bed
- Quietly snuggling anywhere in the house
- Alcohol (for Mommy, not me)
- Going to bed really early, in preparation for a 5am wakeup (you will either toss and turn for hours, or I will start waking up at 4am. I’m good with either choice).
- Waking me up at 2am to play an aggressive game of Ring Around the Rosie for ½ an hour….oh wait, Mommy hasn’t tried that one yet. Can we do that tonight??
XOXO,
Baby Zoey
Oh if you find the answer....OR, we can gave a virtual dance party at 5. See you then.
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