Dear Diary,
Yesterday Mommy left me somewhere ALL DAY. I decided to eat very little in protest. I mean, she even dressed up nice and put on makeup...and STRAIGHTENED her hair! Mommy NEVER does that for me.
She sure was eager to give me a bath last night...something about washing off the scent of the "other" woman?
... So I teamed up with Kylie last night to show her wassup. This is how it went down:
8pm: we both were seemingly asleep in our beds (insert evil laughter)
8:30pm: Kylie got up insisting she had to use the potty (but didn't go)
9:15: Kylie repeated (though actually went)
9:35: Just as Mommy had turned off the debate and drifted to sleep, Kylie came in the room to announce she wasn't sleepy (and was promptly escorted back to bed).
12:20am: I woke up to eat
2:50am: I woke up to eat
4:50am: yep...I woke up to eat!
5:30am: Kylie announced that she was no longer sleepy (Mommy escorted her back to bed, stating it was the middle of the night--what a hoot!)
6:30am: Yay! The whole family is up and ready for the day!
I'm sure Mommy will stay home with me today. Wait....did she just put on LIPSTICK?!
Til next time,
Baby Zoey
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